top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I will gladly play any god at naughts and crosses and I'll bet I win every time. I'll even let them go first. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Victory for the cause of secular values on 11/6/12! The Christian Taliban's attempts at turning the USA into a Theocracy was prevented...for now. We must remain strong and continue to fight the good fight! |
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| Unknown |
You ask a person who believes in god, Where do you go when you die? He answers to heaven or hell, it depends. Then you ask Him, How do you know that? He stays quiet and can't answer  |
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| Unknown |
Predatory pedophile priests prey on pre-pubescent pupils. |
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| Dickone |
Q: Are we all predestined?
A: No, we still look around before crossing the road.
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| Anton Barako |
God is the main character of the most influential artwork of the world literature, the Bible. Therefore, man create god |
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| Jesus H. Christ |
There is nothing more pathetic than a mindless godbot with nothing better to do than to post his/her bat-shit crazy rants on an atheist quotes website. I pity the poor fool. |
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| Atheist |
why are these stupid believers posting here?? X-( |
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| Christian Lawton |
Religion is nothing but the blind leading the blind from generation to generation, accomplishing nothing other than immersing themselves in a delusional state and justifying it with their own ignorance. |
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| Unknown |
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...... Makes perfect sense. |
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| johnnie jones |
Stupid people are too stupid to realise they are stupid. |
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| David Kircher |
Only man is so vain as to believe he will exist forever. |
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| Ricky Gervais |
If God is so perfect, how come he made me an atheist? |
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| robthedeist |
just got a friend request from jesus christ - his message said that if i didn't accept him, i'm going to hell. so i chose the 'not now' option. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
My mind is as closed to the existence of gods as it is to the existence of magic, ghosts, fairies and all other such rubbish that belongs in the human imagination. After all, it is the human imagination that created such rubbish.
As a species, and in the grand scheme of things, we've been on Earth barely a few seconds. Yet many regard we humankind as something above the other creatures and very special. We are not. We are merely an accident of nature and will be eradicated LONG before the lowliest creature and the Earth breathes its last breath.
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| GOD |
Hi , God here ,i created 500m galaxies , with 200m stars in each , and you think i care if Mrs Jones's husband wears a condom , or if someone works on a sunday , thanks a lot , for thinking so little of me |
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| Chris Robichaud |
why does god get so mad at creatures made in his image? |
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| Am i on the right page |
Never tie your shoelaces in a revolving doorway |
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| ex-Chirstian |
The god of the bible must be the most hateful and despicable fictional creature ever dredged up from the sewers of the warped human imagination... |
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| NoGods4Me |
If science should discover that there really is a "supreme being" such as the evil, sadistic, tyrant god of the buy-bull...I'd say that humanity is truly SCREWED! |
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| Anon |
If science is man's eyes, religion is man's blindfold. |
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| Dennis |
Simple questions to ask every Christian regarding the crucifixion.
When you die the heart stops, the brain dies and rigor mortis sets in. Every one of the billions of cells that make you now disintegrates.
In the Bible, Jesus brings a dead person back to life. Lazarus. This would involve completely rebuilding every one of those many billions of cells. Restoring every single strand of DNA. Replacing thousands of genes. Restoring every thought. The authors of this story have therefore created someone who cannot possibly be killed. How do you kill someone who can completely reverse death down to the very last molecule?
Jesus is dead. He is taken down from the cross, wrapped in a shroud and placed in a tomb. He lay there for three days. During these three days, where’s Jesus? Christians claim to believe in a Heaven. When you die you go to Heaven, therefore Jesus must have gone to Heaven.
After three days in Heaven, (playing pool and having a few beers with the boys perhaps!) Jesus is beamed back down to Earth to re-enter a body that has itself been decomposing for three days. Once again Jesus would have to completely rebuild an entire human body. Except, for the holes in the hands that is. Couldn’t fix those apparently.
Jesus leaves his tomb, has a chat with a few people, and then beams back up to Heaven. So where is the body now?
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Thomas Jefferson |
"...those who live by mystery & charlatanerie, fearing you would render them useless by simplifying the Christian philosophy, the most sublime & benevolent, but most perverted system that ever shone on man, endeavored to crush your well earnt, & well deserved fame." - Thomas Jefferson to Joseph Priestley, Washington, 21 March 1801.
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(Source: http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/christianity-most-perverted-system-ever-shone-manquotation) |
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| cassie |
The bible proves the existence of god, the same way comic books prove the existence of superman. |
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| Unknown |
The voice of god tells people to kill all the time, funny the voice of reason doesn't? |
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| pipis |
I once believed in god. Then I grew up. |
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| Marcus Porter |
Stop accepting. We must question everything, for only through questioning will we gain the knowledge that hasn't yet been spoken. |
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| Unknown |
Believe what i say or i will hurt you, how very Christian. |
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| Droher Montro |
religion's way of argument:
1) koran is real because allah sent it
2) allah is real because mohamed told so and
3) mohamed is stated as the last prophet in the koran.
it's a vicious circle and is applicable to almost all the religions. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
"Catholic church suspends 21 priests suspected of child abuse."
If the church had enough evidence to suspend 21 priests, why didn't they turn them over to the police?
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| Chris K |
If a God existed Catholic priests wouldn't. |
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| Cameron Bright |
"god should go to prison for killing his son, you know what they do to child killers in prison right?" |
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| Sanjay Singh |
People to ashes
Humans to dust
It's all because
In God we trust |
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H. L. Mencken |
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've already rewritten the Old Testament after removing all the lies, fairy tales and other bullshit. I wrote it on the back of a cigarette packet. There's lots of room left over on that cigarette packet to rewrite the New Testament AND the Koran |
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Robert G. Ingersoll
"Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I can no more prove that God doesn't exist than theists' can disprove the existance of Santa Claus. But commonsense tells me that neither exists. |
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| Santa Clause |
“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.” |
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| Javier S. |
THE JEWS AND MUSLIMS KILL EACH OTHER
BECAUSE THEY BELEIVE IN A DIFERENT INVISIBLE MAN |
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| s stacey |
When we study Greek History ,we find greek mythology was an integral part of that
society. Today we have no doubt that Zeus, Posiedon,etc etc are imaginary gods invented to explain natural events, and as placeholders until real science proved otherwise. How is it that the same 'blind faith' in an imaginery all powerful god has survived the truth of todays science? Because of the MONEY it generates. |
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| michael jennings |
you dont need god you need different friends!!!! |
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| Frederick Douglass |
I prayed for freedom for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. |
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| Isaac Swords |
If a beautiful summer sunset proves god's existence, then logically a miserable winter sunrise must disprove god's existence. |
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Thomas Jefferson |
The priests of the different religious sects...dread the advance of science as witches do the advance of daylight,and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subdivision of the duperies on which they live. |
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| Mitchell Boughner |
if we are all gods children, what makes jesus so special? |
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| Ricky Gervais |
"If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist?" |
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| André Cabral |
Religion is the crutch of the ignorant. |
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| anonymous |
People create Gods, God's do not create people. |
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| Tommy Garrett |
Prayer is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but takes you nowhere. |
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Voltaire |
The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If any of the holy books had been offered up for publication today they would've been laughed out of the publisher's office for being far too amateurish. |
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EA Miller |
Gods are fictional characters created by man. Vehemently defending them is a true sign of mental instability. |
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EA Miller |
Every religion is a cult. The closer a person follows their particular religion’s holy book(s) determines just how strong of a cult member they actually are. |
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EA Miller |
Religious minded…
“I don’t understand nor wish to do any legitimate research; therefore god is the answer every time.â€
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EA Miller |
Ever notice that god used to talk to people a lot (Moses, Noah, Job, Jacob, everyone at the baptism of Jesus, and lots more) but now that we can record things and investigate claims, it’s all “you have to believe on faith alone� How terribly convenient.
–Mr. Oz Atheist |
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EA Miller |
Nothing breeds ignorance more rapidly than organized religion. |
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Pat Simons |
Look at many of the world's trouble spots, from India-Pakistan, to Northern Ireland, to the Balkans, to the never ending horror story that is the Middle East. Remove religion from the equation.....and suddenly, people would have a whole lot less to fight about. |
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Pat Simons |
I live in dread of organizations like the 'Wall Builders' who would add supernatural sanction to their toxic masculinity. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The universe -- call it God if you wish -- is creative, but amoral. Morality has its roots in tribal co-operation and is a function of tribal survival. (Observation #1394) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Those who push religion have been deceiving folk for THOUSANDS of years. It HAS to stop! |
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