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EA Miller EA Miller I often hear pastors tell their followers that they "must grow in Jesus." And I wonder, how is immersing oneself in 'myth as truth' growing?
EA Miller EA Miller The smallest act of kindness trumps any amount of prayer.
EA Miller EA Miller The Titanic was a much larger ship than Noah's Ark yet somehow its maximum storage capacity was far less. Curious.
EA Miller EA Miller What do you think a starving child would prefer, a meal or a thousand thoughts and prayers? Personally after just missing breakfast I know which one I’d rather have!
EA Miller EA Miller I find it especially interesting that there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible nor accounts of the first 30 years of his life, hallmarks of an underdeveloped fictional character.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer The atheist cannot prove that "God" does not exist -- but why should he have to? Surely it is up to those who insist that we respect God's infinite wisdom and perfect knowledge to perform the minimal comforting courtesy -- to make the token nod to reason -- by proving -- first -- that he does exist. (Observation #1379)
EA Miller EA Miller Planting (donating) a $1,000 seed in the name of god by request of a mega-church pastor has the same chance of blossoming into something larger as an actual seed watered with gasoline!
EA Miller EA Miller "Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda."

-Patton Oswalt
EA Miller EA Miller Blessed are they who suspend judgment until there is good evidence for a synthetic proposition.
EA Miller EA Miller I thought it over and do you know what I find appealing about religion? Absolutely nothing!
EA Miller EA Miller Nothing is more threatening to the survival of the human race than weaponized religion.
EA Miller EA Miller The god of the old testament thought that "iron chariots" were formidable. Yet another proof that ancient men were the authors of the bible and not some supreme being.
EA Miller EA Miller “Primitive stupidity is responsible for superstition, bigotry, misogyny, and homophobia; but it is religion that codified these things and remains the greatest impediment to moral progress.”

-AOAS
EA Miller EA Miller Religion:

When thinking isn’t your thing and joining a cult sounds appealing.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a disease. Kept in check, it does minimal damage. Unleashed, it could destroy the world.
EA Miller EA Miller You can either believe thousands of years of religious myth or thousands of years of scientific progress. You can’t have it both ways.
EA Miller EA Miller Some people like to go to church. Others prefer thinking.
EA Miller EA Miller If Christians truly believe that heaven exists and is a beautiful, wonderful, perfect place, then why do they mourn loved ones at funerals? Shouldn't they be happy for them and be celebrating instead?
EA Miller EA Miller A day may come when the survival of the human race could very well depend upon whether the majority of the inhabitants of this planet can differentiate between myth and reality.
EA Miller EA Miller Pastor: “You must serve and obey Jesus to experience true freedom.”

There is NO freedom in being BOUND to a religion.
EA Miller EA Miller Why does the “literal” word of God so often need interpretation?
EA Miller EA Miller Many Christians believe in the seven-headed beast in Revelation (bible future prophecy), but not climate change. And they want to insert their beliefs in public schools’ science books? Church and State must remain separate. Fantasy and reality must be recognized as such.
EA Miller EA Miller Christians, let me make a suggestion for you to do an actual kind act on Sunday rather than attend a church full of hypocrites...

Find an elderly person living alone who struggles to get around. Make or bring them a nice meal. Help clean up their place a bit. Engage in warm conversation. It will make both you and the person you're helping much happier than if you had decided to go to church.

Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins Gravity is just a theory too, anyone who doubts it is welcomed to jump out of a ten story window.
Mike Stacey People killed in the bible by god: 2,476,633+.
People killed in the bible by satan: 10.
Vincent C Please read the bible. We need more atheist !
Quote from facebook page Benjamin Disraeli
Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
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Ricky Gervais If there is a god, how come he made me an atheist?
Jon A If I believe that an invisible goblin lives in my fridge you may rightly suspect that I am psychotic. If however I hold the view that Jesus is a piece of bread that lives in a box at the back of a church you merely conclude that I am a Roman Catholic.
some guy My teachers and parents always tell me not to believe everything i hear and read, which is probably why i'm an atheist.
Alan Harvey Alan Harvey If religion is the opium of the masses, atheism is rehab.
Baron von Knifty Why doesn't god ever speak to an Atheist? After all, you'd think he would be hounding the non-believers the most.

Dictionary Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Marie S. Marie S. I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
Thomas If there was a God, surely he'd stop messin' us about, and tell us!
Bob Allen A belief is an idea around which we close our minds
lord_chefren Creationism, stupidity in a brand new package.
David J. Constable Fundamentalism, of any type, due to its prerequisite lack of intelligent thought, could prove to be the worst weapon of mass destruction, of all.
osirisnut osirisnut A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist?
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35
EA Miller EA Miller When human beings didn’t have the means to explain things, they invented gods. Today there is no excuse for such nonsense.
EA Miller EA Miller According to the Bible, God created the ultimate bad guy, the Devil. Does anyone else understand the conflict of calling God the "good guy" here?
EA Miller EA Miller Help other human beings in need for the sake of humanity, not as a guise for indoctrinating vulnerable people.
EA Miller EA Miller I would love to replace all of the guns current NRA members claim are their "God given 2nd Amendment right to own" and replace them with the pea-shooters the Founding Fathers actually possessed when they wrote the amendment.
EA Miller EA Miller Jesus was a composite character created from attributes of much older fictional characters. Happy Easter!
EA Miller EA Miller "Jesus is the answer!"

Yes, but only if you give up on science, rational thinking, and reality itself.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer The development of varied, extraordinarily complex, conscious living creatures from inanimate matter is nothing less than miraculous. But there is nothing inherently moral about the process or the result. Most living creatures are caught up in a ruthless scheme of necessary murder -- and morality is a rather rare concept derived from the lives of a few of the most complex creatures who live in social groups. The great error of religion is to assume that what is miraculous must also be moral. It simply isn't. (Observation #1714)
EA Miller EA Miller Why would an all-powerful, perfect deity require constant praise to mollify its evidently deep insecurities?
osirisnut osirisnut The Earth will breathe a sigh of relief when a stone from the last church falls on the head of the last priest.
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EA Miller EA Miller Trump is not in any way religious. The orange conman didn't give a rat's ass about white evangelicals until he realized what a pathetically easy mark they were.
EA Miller EA Miller Large or small, all religious organizations exhibit cult mentalities that attack reality and rationality for the sake of preserving their fragile belief systems.
osirisnut osirisnut It's a fact the Roman Catholic Church is a caring, compassionate, and loving church but only towards criminal priests, monks, and brutal bitches, aka nuns.
osirisnut osirisnut Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives.
osirisnut osirisnut "Religion is what happens when men want something they're not entitled to". A.A.I
osirisnut osirisnut "Grown adults refusing to take medicines in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection." Ricky Gervais
osirisnut osirisnut Has anyone noticed the uncanny similarities between religion and the square wheel? They are both fucking useless.
osirisnut osirisnut "No one can sit at the bed of a dying child and still believe in a god." Lord Byron
EA Miller EA Miller According to the Bible, God created the ultimate bad guy, the Devil. Does anyone else understand the conflict of calling God the "good guy" here?
EA Miller EA Miller I will never embrace the ignorance and bigoted hatred that is religion.
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