top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
That wobbly table.
Is it wobbly because one leg is shorter or longer than the other three or is it wobbly because three of the legs are longer or shorter than the other one?
Be proud and stand by your own opinions even though you feel you are the only one in step. |
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EA Miller |
“The greatest thing you will ever do is to remove your mind by the word of god.â€
-Andrew Wommack, mega-church pastor
Is Andrew saying god wants us all to have a lobotomy?!!!
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EA Miller |
To reject the scientific method and critical thinking and substitute blind faith in their place is a monumental display of ignorance. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
No Creator required.
The Aeroplane, the Internet and the Smartphone have EVOLVED in the same time period as MANKIND has evolved. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When you die you'll not even be aware you're dead, never mind aware of where you are. |
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EA Miller |
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." ~George Bernard Shaw |
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EA Miller |
How is it that a ‘perfect’ god can create a perfectly flawed holy book? |
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EA Miller |
I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’.
-Mike Fuhrman
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gobbledegook was invented especially for the religious to explain their reasons for believing. |
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EA Miller |
I don't require guidelines from an ancient fairy-tale book to know that I should treat other human beings with dignity and respect. It's just the right thing to do. |
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EA Miller |
Religion was invented to enslave, subdue and domesticate a ruler's subjects. So why, in 21st century secular democracies, do people continue to choose self-imposed psychological slavery and domestication over mental emancipation? You have the keys. Unlock your cage. Be Atheist.
-Michael A. Sherlock
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TC |
RELIGION -
The Fear of LIVING , LOVING AND LEARNING ! |
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EA Miller |
"Religion is good" is such a lazy, clunky statement. Are there worthy notions found in many religions (love, charity, community, etc)? Yes. But as religions build their "good" on superstitious quicksand, goodness (Humanism) is better served without the baggage, myths and lies.
-Seth Andrews
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religious thought mistakes itself for insight, whereas true insight understands religious thought is mistaken - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
On the sixth day God made stupid people, and on the seventh they went to church. - Ralph Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Should you plan on dining with a Catholic priest, be sure to bring a long spoon - John Aubrey |
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Roger Phillips |
THE THINKING MAN'S CATECHISM
Q What is Christianity?
A An outrageously preposterous collection of unfounded claims.
Q Where did these preposterous and unfounded claims come from?
A They were made up by a small group of primitive men in the eastern Mediterranean region about 1700 years ago.
Q Why do so many people today say they believe in these preposterous and unfounded claims?
A They want to. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
You ask me my religion? I am a metusi-ite. I believe in me. - Ralph Metusi |
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Dee Jay |
why do people turn to their god for comfort, when he is the same god that brought them their grief? |
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| Unknown |
Christians do good to get into heaven Atheist do good to be good people. |
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Dee Jay |
10 years ago thousands died becuase of religious fanatics. But people think I'm crazy for being atheist?? |
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| Unknown |
If money is the root of all evil, why do chuches have collection plates? |
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| blue |
If you did not see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth... |
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| Iris Jones |
I don't believe in an afterlife, there's no grand design planned ahead,
Best to make most of your life while you live, 'cos once you're dead, you're dead |
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| Geovanni Martinez |
God Loves You so much, although he will punish you for the imperfections that he gave you. |
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| c stevens |
the bible was written by the same men that believed the earth was flat. |
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| unknown |
Isn't it funny how church and state are supposed to be separate but on the american money it says .:In God We Trust:. Who's We. |
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Albert Einstein |
Although I cannot believe that the individual survives the death of his body, feeble souls harbor such thought through fear or ridiculous egotism. |
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Mark Twain |
If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him. |
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| Peter Zhang |
Why worship a god who tried to kill fish with flood? |
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Father Dougal McGuire |
How many Bible bashers out there have actually stoned anyone for picking up firewood on the sabbath? Or killed a woman for adultery? Come on, you can't pick and choose which word of God to believe you know... |
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Bwian of Nazaweth |
Wasn't god clever making us 98.5% chimpanzee and hiding lots of fossils that show a long line of ancestors throughout evolution JUST to "test" our faith! The guy must be pissing himself laughing... |
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| Unknown |
Lossing your faith is gaining your sense. |
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| The Dude |
A hundred people believing is a cult. A million people believing is a religion |
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| Unkown |
There is a reason why Atheists don't go around blowing up buildings. |
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| spinvilchy |
The allmighty god created the earth,sun, moon,heavens,animals,people,plants,insects.......Why cant he make some corn grow in africa for all the poor starving people over there,you dont think they pray for food on a daily basis! |
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| Proverb |
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained |
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| David J. Constable |
I have a conundrum. If I tell you your spouse is being unfaithful, you demand proof. If I tell you that you have a life-threatening disease, you seek proof. If I tell you that there will be a Second Coming or Armageddon, you not only seek no proof, but accept such an unsupported statement as truth. |
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| Lubomir Argirov |
There is not a single passage in any holy book that prevents it from being a fairy tale and brings it into the realm of God. |
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| Engie Mangio |
Coming from Apes is so much better than Dirt. |
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| Clint Murphy |
Never trust an institution that tells you "money is the root of all evil" then ask for 10% of every thing you have. |
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Nim |
Best rhyme ever:
Ignore those fools who
call themselves preachers
and listen instead
to your science teachers!
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| Neil Hurle |
Maybe the pope is right about condoms, and we should follow the example set by catholic priests... I mean, you don't need to wear a condom if you're shagging a small boy, right? |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
God pumps us full of testosterone, then gets angry when we start to kill each other and want lots of sex? |
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Alan Harvey |
Theism is like wearing a blindfold, whereas atheism is realizing you're wearing a blindfold and removing it. Coping with what you see once the blindfold is off is where things get REALLY interesting. |
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| Lemuel K. Washburn |
Most of the people would destroy the Truth if the Truth was about to destroy their religion. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
One hundred years ago the average life span in the U.S. was 48. Today (2008) it is 78 years. Religion asserts that we are made in god’s image. This means that our modern medical science has improved on the invention of a perfect god.
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| John Bremner |
Would any God worth the name answer the prayer of a middle class white European, to help him get the job, pass the exam, be a better person, or even help his mother get over cancer, whilst he let a million children die in Africa? |
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| Standhal |
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few |
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| Armand Salacrou |
The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell. |
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