top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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David King |
The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." Ps 14:1 |
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Blake Hoene |
If we're going to be believing in heavens and what have you I might as well contend the puffy white cloud one and advise Valhalla, I mean super powers, Vikings, endless food, eternity of fun, and multiple awesome gods, yea definitely way cooler. |
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Hurd Hutchins |
For the realist: I'll believe it when I see it.
For the ideologue: First I must believe it, then I see--ahh!
[Most notable example: Saul of Tarsus, aka St. Paul the Apostle, on the road to Damascus. Lesser notable examples: any of today's creationists, especially those who like to debate scientists on TV.] |
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Believing in only the concept of god, but in no particular religion, is like believing in the Loch Ness monster - It's possible, but not probable.
Believing in a specific religion, like Christianity, is like believing in Santa Claus - It's just plain stupid. |
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Real scientists base their answers on their evidence.
Creationist scientists base their evidence on their answers. |
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Rodrigo Medeiros |
People have used religion to control others for centuries. Religious people are sheep and will follow any dog that barks. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
This is not a eulogy to the believer I could have been. This is a battle cry to the believer I always have been, believer in sunsets like splashes of paint, hand holding like willow branches brushing one another, new mornings after old nights spent drowning in despair, believer in love as an entire language instead of a single word. Just because my beliefs align themselves on a different spectrum does not mean they are the wrong wavelength or color. And even though I think the universe was created by the Big Bang instead of a God with magic dust shooting from his fingertips, my universe does not contain fewer stars. - Meggie Royer |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
if I believe in God at all, if I have closed my mind to magic, to spirit, to salvation, to the unknown dimension that exist in the firmament, I have plunged my mind into slavery. Test all beliefs. Distrust all beliefs. ― Gerry Spence |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Some people have made claims in modern times that they have had conversations with God. Even to speaking with him on a regular basis.
But instead of finding themselves revered and their conversations recorded in print, they often find themselves locked up in a mental hospital, put under close supervision and forced to have prescribed drugs administered.
How times change. |
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Alexander Paulius |
I often find it amusing how hundreds of thousands of people have been slaughter by sword wielded by Religion in order to "save" them from being condemned to the abyss. |
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Varun Bhat |
effort is more likely to get you through but God, never!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Faiths aren't the answer to the world's troubles, they're the cause. |
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James Lautner |
Let your glory be to your own self. Not to the almighty but imaginary one. |
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Carlos Mora |
Religious faith is the balm of fools
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Irene Wendy Stehr |
"Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition." -- Isaac Asimov |
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osirisnut |
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain. |
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carlton sumsion |
Religion is like the teddy bear we had when we were little. We out grew the teddy bear but lots of people haven't out grown religion. |
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carlton sumsion |
Chritianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got way out of hand. |
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carlton sumsion |
Fools believe the first thing they're told.
It's the wise who question everything. |
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osirisnut |
A goup of prostitutes were asked when it was christmyth time for them, they all agreed it was when the church had it's annual synod. |
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Nicholette Touchstone |
Atheists and non-atheists both have morals. The only difference is that atheists don't expect a reward in the end. |
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carlton sumsion |
In the beginning, man made god. |
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carlton sumsion |
The yule tide approaches this month. A Germanic pagan rite where people would eat and drink themselves into a stupor. My kind of holiday. But then Christianity came along and dumped J.C's birthday on it and turned it into the biggest bullshit holiday of the year. Greed and materialism. That's Christianity for you. |
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Roger Phillips |
I'm sickened by all religions. I don't think there is any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Howard Stern, highly paid Jewish radio personality. 2007
(There must be a meaning in there somewhere.) |
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Richard Gomes |
I support separation from the imaginary world. |
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osirisnut |
The Earth is 70 percent salt water. Only 2.5 percent of the Earth's water is fresh and suitable for consumption. 1/3rd of the land surface is desert leaving 2/3rds for human beings to live, which we are rapidly filling and we are to believe that this world was made by an intelligent designer (god). If the Earth was made by an intelligent designer (god)it obviously has a very low I.Q. |
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Lauren Fisher |
You call him God, I call him Yahweh. To you he is master of the universe, to me he is another imaginary psychopathic non-existent dictator. |
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carlton sumsion |
Absurd things delude small minds. |
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carlton sumsion |
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. Try science. |
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carlton sumsion |
Men are not the dreams of god, but gods are the dreams of men. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Surely religion must be the first and most striking example of what we now call the Stockholm Syndrome. Though held captive in a universe that is best characterized as profoundly indifferent--or easily seen as manifestly unfair, and demonstrably cruel--millions are infused with a spirit of gratitude and adoration; nor yet do they stint in their praise of the creator whom they imagine to be responsible for their unalterable fate. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion is just superstition wearing a better suit of clothes. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Belief in God is but a whistling in the dark; harmless enough, perhaps -- until it is wedded to the notion that all should carry the same tune. |
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ed words |
With friends like God, who needs enemas? |
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osirisnut |
WANTED... Young men to become roman catholic priests, the ability to talk bullshit will be an advantage but is not necessary as training will be provided. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Divinity is not enthroned above, in a heaven amid the stars, but in ourselves, the dust of stars which encodes and reflects the creativity and the imagination of the universe. |
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carlton sumsion |
We are all great apes belonging to the species homo sapien. Only some of us have not broken the habit of throwing our shit around. |
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carlton sumsion |
Evolution is an undeniable fact. Its weight of evidence destroys the torah, the koran and the bible.if one disputes it then they should join the flat earth society. |
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carlton sumsion |
Religion is for those who cannot face reality. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
“The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic.â€
― Charles Darwin
CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME!!!! |
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Charles Antell |
The invisible looks exactly like the non-existent. |
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carlton sumsion |
The roman emperor constantine called all the church bishops together at the council of nicaea. He offered money and positions of power to have the bible put together his way.therefore one can easily argue that the first christian bible was commissioned, paid for , inspected and approved by a pagan emperor for church use. Constantine practiced pagonism his intire life. He was not baptized until he was on his death beb. His adoption of chistianity into the roman empire was to increase his political power. He is the one who changed the christian Sabbath from Saturday to sunday in honor of the pagan sun god. |
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Roger Phillips |
If the bible were a communication from some kind of GOD, then that GOD should get an F minus in communication skills. |
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carlton sumsion |
I deeply resent the fact that my parents followed the jewish tradition of having me curcumcised.I feel raped by religion. |
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Lindsey |
Religion is not a prerequisite for morality. |
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carlton sumsion |
There is a seperation of church and state. But when religion starts to influence politics with donations to any person or cause then they should lose their tax exempt status and pay taxes like the rest of us. |
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carlton sumsion |
Lets not give catholic pedifiles all the credit. There are protestants and baptists and my favorite, the mormons.joseph smith was a con man that could put other bullshiters to shame. He translated the book of Mormon by putting a stone in his hat and putting his face over the hat and told his scribe what to write. Plus marrying off little girls to old rich men. He wanted the money. Thier temple rituals were copied from the masons. Mormons think native americans came from Israel. There is too much bullshit to write about but for a good laugh go to mrm.org. |
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Carlos Mora |
Faith is what makes you believe in something that your own intelligence rejects
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Carlos Mora |
Miracle is not turning water into wine, or multiply loaves and fishes. Miracle is to believe in this nonsense
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lee branson |
religion is basically a formalised panic about death. |
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